Make the salsa: Combine mango or papaya, onion, jalapeo, cilantro and lime juice in a bowl. Season with salt and pepper to taste, and set aside.
Start the rice: Place a medium-size sauce pot over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of EVOO, the chopped onion, turmeric, bay leaf and some salt and pepper, and cook for about 1 minute. Add rice and stir, coating the grains with the spices and oil. Add chicken stock, raise heat to high and bring to a boil. Once boiling, turn the heat back down to medium, put a lid on the pot and cook until the rice is tender, about 18-20 minutes.
While the rice is cooking, start the meat: Place a large non-stick skillet over high heat with 2 turns of the pan of EVOO, about 2 tablespoons. Season beef tips with salt and pepper, and add to the hot skillet in an even layer. Brown for 3 minutes, then flip and continue to brown for another 2 minutes. Add sliced onion, garlic, oregano and cumin to the beef. Cook, stirring frequently, for about 5 minutes. Add the bottle of beer, hot sauce, lime juice and orange zest and stir. Add the black beans and continue to cook until they are heated through, about 2 minutes.
Fluff rice with a fork before spooning it onto plates. Top rice with the stir-fry and finish it off with plantain chips and a spoonful of the salsa.