The latest installment in the "I Can't Stand My ..." series is one that both women *and* men will want to check out -- cleavage! When one woman claims to have none and another cries that she's got too much, Gretta demonstrates that you can achieve the cleavage you want without going under the knife. **Not Enough Cleavage** "If I wear a low-cut top," admits Jeanie, "my cleavage would pretty much look like the Grand Canyon." The 39-year-old had a perky chest when she was younger, but after breastfeeding six children, she says, "there's nothing left!" Jeanie won't leave the house without a push-up bra -- and even that's not giving her the results she wants. "I'm in search of better cleavage just to feel better about myself," she says, turning to Gretta for help. Gretta's first fix for Jeannie is to put her in a new bra, because like 97 percent of women out there, she was wearing the wrong size and type. In addition to a maximum push-up and padded bra, Gretta suggests adding a Cleavage Contour Clip to the back. "It pulls the straps together to lift you up and back and in," she explains. Lastly, Gretta suggests that Jeanie wear a v-neck with ruffles to add volume and avoid flattening her out. **Too Much Cleavage** Lisa, 37, started developing breasts in the fifth grade, and since then her cleavage has been a "growing" problem. "They look like two water balloons smushed together!" says the mom of three. Around the house, Lisa wears frumpy clothing to hide her cleavage, and she laments that it's hard to find professional clothes that fit or don't make her look like she's on a manhunt. "I would love to wear shirts that are a little more stylish," Lisa says. "I would love to find a way to make my cleavage look smaller, perkier and sexy without surgery." Like Jeanie, Lisa is misinformed: a trip to Bra*Tenders shows her that she's actually a FF and not a DDD. "She was wearing smaller bras," Gretta explains, "trying to push herself in, and what happens is that you start spilling out everywhere." With the correct bra, Lisa says that she already feels taller, thinner and perkier. For Lisa's wardrobe, Gretta suggests a print on the bottom and a dark solid on top to draw attention away from her breasts, and a scoop neck is preferable to a v-neck. In both Lisa's and Jeanie's cases, Gretta says that makeup can also be used to minimize or boost what you have. Using products like the "My Beautiful Breasts Kit" or makeup that you have at home, Gretta explains how to achieve your desired look. "Use a dark powder matte to diminish and minimize if you're a big busted gal," she says, "or use the bright and light if you want to pop and enhance a smaller breast."