The legendary comic has always spoken her mind, and when she stops by Rachael's show, her no-holds-barred Golden Globes fashion wrap-up has the audience in stitches! From Heidi Klum's dress ("She looked like a Christmas ornament -- she came off Seal's Kwanzaa tree!"), to J-Lo's posterior ("You could serve sandwiches on it!"), Joan doesn't sugar-coat a thing and no celebrity is off limits. Even *The Curious Case of Benjamin Button* can't escape Joan's sharp tongue. "How boring was that?" she cries. "He got younger, I got older!" Joan is particularly candid about her "solution" for looking younger over the years, and has written a book to share her experience with plastic surgery called, *Men Are Stupid ... And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery.* Joan hopes the book will help others who are contemplating going under the knife. "If you want to have a nose job," she says, "there's a chapter on nose jobs -- what will happen, how to find the doctor, how much it should cost you, how long you will be out of commission, what kind of makeup you should put on over it. We went through everything: liposuction, boobs, tummy tucks, underarm, all the different facial peels --and what could happen, too." One of Joan's goals from writing the book is to break down some of the stigmas attached to plastic surgery. "A woman will tell you about her sex life, or how much money she has," Joan explains, "and then you say, 'Did you do something [to your face]?' and you get, 'Of course not!' ... How nice it would be for women to say to each other, I've done this and you can do it too." **Only online!** [Click here to read an excerpt from Joan's book!](/show/segments/view/only-online-excerpt-joan-rivers-book/)